Do you feel...?

Question: Do you feel like not answering any questions seriously today? I have a fever and I have an uncontrollable giggle. hee hee hee.

Answer: Then allow me to tell u a joke... Three men are on a remote island and they get captured by cannibals. The cannibals tell them they will be given a chance to save their lives and they are sent out to find 10 of a fruit. The first man comes back with 10 peaches. "I win!" he cries. "Eh no." he is told. "In order to be freed, u must insert all 10 of ur chosen fruit into ur a$$ without making a face or moving ur mouth at all". The guy gives it a try, what has he got to lose? Unforunately while inserting the third one he yells in pain. The cannibals take him away to be killed. The second guy comes back with 10 grapes and is told the same thing. He's going well, very well, the cannibals are worried he just might do it, but on putting the 9th one up there he bursts out laughing. The cannibals take him away but first the chief has to know. "U were doing SO well, why the hell did u laugh?" The guy replies "I couldn't help it!" he tells them. "I saw the other bloke out there collecting pineapples!" Hope u feel better.

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